Onion: Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer

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"Even in Michigan, home to the nation's highest unemployment numbers, fairly buzzed sources described a bright future for thousands of laid-off automotive workers and their families."
I'm most impressed with the small alcohol to hope ratio. Americans in Michigan must be a very optimistic group.
Cheers!

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