New Toyz

>> February 13, 2010

I just love new toyz. Don't we all? If you frequent this blog thingy very often (both of you), you'll notice I changed my profile picture and made a couple of bannerz/posterz out of the bot and my dog. (Thanks Sharon for the nice picture of Vader. Hope the processing didn't mess it up too too much.)

I've been looking for a way to create those neat stylized propaganda picturez ever since they first showed up on the interwebz, but I didn't want to buy a Mac to do it. I like Macs and all, don't get me wrong, but I'm a PC guy. Why would I want to pay 2 grand for something I can build for 500 bucks. Not to mention the risk of acquiring the corresponding Mac-itude that goes with (some) Mac userz. I know I know, I've heard all the hype about how much better they (Macs) are for multimedia and sound and stuff but my little studio doesn't warrant an Apple price tag. Maybe some day I'll bite the bullet just to see what the difference is but not until one of you generous readerz makes a hefty donation to the "Lonely Robot That Needz a Mac Fundz." - Where are all theze damnable zeez coming fromz!? Jeez.

So anywayz, I found this web based stylizer yesterday and obviously got jiggy-wid-it.
If youz would like to get stylized too, you can find it in the Robot Diversions section down right on this blog or you can just go here and bookmark the thing your own self.z

Cheerz

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What To Call Obama Supporters

>> February 12, 2010

IMAO is hosting a fun little game to come up with what in the world to call the  Obummer supporters. I offered what I believe will be the WIN, although at this point my comment is still awaiting moderation. (This is the first time I've commented on IMAO's blog so it's to be expected). (Success! I passed muster of the IMAO moderator!) There are some pretty imaginative ones over there so, go check it out and offer a suggestion or two.

I personally liked the one that said simply "Mom".

Ouch.

That had to hurt. I can feel her pain though, my Dad is ate up with the Democrat too, although to his credit, he didn't vote for B.H.O. I don't think he voted at all last year.


Cheers!

What? You're still here? Go on, Git!

Image found at Murphy Klasing’s Conservative Blog.

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Tea Baggage: Debra Medina a 9/11 Truther?

Hmmm...


Commentary all over the net.
Ace of Spades HQ thinks Truther,
The Classic Liberal thinks maybe not, just for two.
UPDATE: Gateway Pundit weighs in.

On Glenn Beck right now, he's saying that some Texans are glad he asked the question, some are angry that he asked it. Why get mad about a question? Questions are good. That's why we have primaries, to expose and inform.
Personally, I wish I could take some of Medina's policy positions and implant them into Perry's mind. Can I get Spock over here for a "Vulcan Mind Meld" please?

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Caption It...

>> February 11, 2010

From Google Street View via email: Click to enlarge

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Thoughts, Some Reggae and a Tagline Proposal...

>> February 10, 2010

A thought...

What a great and terrible time to be living in America.
We have the challenge and opportunity to do something never before accomplished in modern times; to turn back the incoming tide of socialism and tyranny that besets our country by using the tools that our Founders provided (at least what there is left of them). To that end, every free voice should lend itself to the dull roar mounting against tyranny, rising until such powers are torn asunder or else fall to the aristocracy and despotism that attempt to corrupt the very soul of our nation.

Or, in the immortal words of Bob Marley:
Get Up Stand Up. Stand Up For Your Rights. Get Up Stand Up. Don't Give Up The Fight!


New tag for the Robot:
Verbose meanderings of a drunken automaton...

Whaddya think? Too - too?
Or too true :)
Cheers!

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Sarah Palin TEA Party Keynote Speech and Q & A

>> February 8, 2010

Thanks to Another Black Conservative who also offers notes on the speech here.



Continued after the jump...






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Saints Win!

 
I swiped this straight from Floppin' Aces. Great Pic.

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New Blog in Town

>> February 7, 2010

While we're cussing and discussing food, I'll share a new blog with you. Found through one of my other faves Little Miss Attila.
I dug on it not because he's based in Houston, Texas, which is near and dear to my heart, or because he's a musician (I like musicians; they sometimes let me hang with them), or because he writes about food amongst other things or the fact that he's got Obummer down pat so he's got that goin' for him as well. I just liked it right off. So, go check it out...
Didn' I Tell You?: Food!!!!!Eleventy!!



Also, be sure to stop by Eye of Polyphemus and say hello. He has been very gracious to the Robot in past weeks for no apparent reason. Giving linky love without asking for returns. Most gracious indeed. Thank you kind sir!

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Let The Festivities Begin

superbowl brisket has begun or at least the coals
Geaux Saints!

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The Obligatory Exploding Breast Implants of Death Post

>> February 5, 2010

There have been recent reports of breast and/or buttock implants being used by Al-Qaeda to conceal incendiary objects in the body so as to bypass our screening techniques. This is disturbing to say the least.  From Associated Content.com:

Terrorists with al Qaeda are creating ever more inventive ways to smuggle bombs onto planes, trains, and subways. Thus, federal authorities must keep up and find ways to identify when a terrorist is loaded with explosives and capture him or her before they set off the bomb.
I know that our NSA and CIA and HAS have this situation well in um hand, however, please let me be the first to volunteer for inspection duty. Or at least I'll volunteer my imaginary robot.

That is to say I will happily-er reluctantly don a robot suit and pretend to be afraid to fondle -er um inspect said breasts of questionable origins. I do solemnly swear there will be no caressing, undo squeezing or gratuitous massaging of said breasts, titties or boobs; nor will I gently cup with my hand any buttocks of unfortunate female terror suspects in any way that could be interpreted as a  profiling manner.

Please, I'm a professional here.

I would also like to offer a personal list of questionable breasts that should be examined immediately.

Pamela Anderson

Megan Fox

Halle Berry
Carmen Electra
That is all.

Oh yea, I almost forgot. This post might be considered by some (mainly Smitty and R.S. McCain of The Other McCain) to be a Rule 5 post. If so, so be it; although I would never willingly admit so using such crude methods of attracting traffic to my blog. Unless of course it worked.


Also,
In less inflated or perhaps more inflated news, Judicial Watch Announces it's List of Washington's "Ten Most Wanted Corrupt Politicians" for 2009. I wonder who's on it?

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Senator Shelby Holds Obama Nominations Hostage

Via a FB friend... and the Alabama TEA Party
Senator Shelby placed "blanket holds" on 70 nominations awaiting Senate debate and approval pending two spending programs for his home state of Alabama. While it may seem like this is holding out for pork spending, in reality it just makes sense to make use of the stimulus money to actually create jobs rather than using it for Obummers private slush fund.

We cannot confirm any previous use of a blanket hold in recent history. But it makes sense to spend federal dollars on programs (in any state) that either maintains employment or REALLY creates jobs. The idea of killing hundreds of thousands of jobs each month and then saying the “stimulus” is creating them is delusional. Americans who haven’t awakened to the reality that their tax dollars are being spent, not to create or hold jobs, but to pay off unions, ACORN and others who helped put Obama into power, need to adjust to the reality of it very quickly. Someone MUST put an end to this and the only people who can are the members of the GOP. They aren’t the party of “NO”, they are the party of NO WE WON’T GO ALONG WITH IRRESPONSIBLE SPENDING any longer.
Read the rest here.

UPDATE: I'm getting a bit of schooling here from The Trog who points to interesting takes on the issue.  Attila Girl just flat out thinks he's an idiot.

Part of me likes the fact that their own (Dem's) tactics are getting used against them and from an ex Dem no less. Plus, I would like the money to go for defense spending in the US. I don't care if it's in Alabama or any other state.

On the other hand, if it is just pork spending and politics as usual, as the a fore mentioned astute bloggers have pointed out, then hopefully the people of Alabama will pay attention and get rid of their RINO when the time comes.

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Peyton Manning Ad for the United Way

Classic.

You know, I think Peyton is one of the greatest QB's ever, but I gotta pull for the Saints this year. May they be "aints" no more.
Geaux Saints!

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Political Projection and Demagoguery

>> February 3, 2010

Everybody Panic! Terrorist Attack Certain!

Have you heard? We are going to be attacked by terrorists. I hear that it's "certain" within the next 3 to 6 months according to Director of National Intelligence Agency Dennis Blair.

Well now, isn't that the kind of reassuring news we all want and need to hear from Director of National Intelligence? Granted, I don't wish to be lied to. By all means, be truthful with me.

But...

How about this... If it is indeed "certain". If in fact they have enough factual information to confirm an actual attempt to kill Americans is going to take place, then why on earth don't they arrest or kill the terrorist who is going to perform this "certain" act?

Hellooo...   McFly...

It would seem that the people we put in place to protect America have given up on their task if they have pronounced the next attack as "certain". Perhaps we should fire Blair and his staff and instead put the people who nabbed the underwear bomber in charge of national security. The passengers on that plane were obviously better equipped to deal with a terrorist than our own government. With outstanding leadership like this, we are left shaking our collective heads asking ourselves "Who are these imbeciles comrade?"

The next attack is "certain". - These types of exaggerations are just the kind of scare tactics the left accuses it's opponents of.

Such as...
Sarah Palin was accused of inflating the facts when she pointed out that there are Death Panels in the Health Care bill. Newsflash! There are Death Panels in the bill. But if they call her a liar enough then it must be true. The Thinker points to an excellent article on the subject of "spread the lie" strategy.

Or...
Obummer calling his opponents demagogues in speeches overseas.
"(There almost certainly will be) demagogues out there who try to suggest that any form or pathway for legalization for those who are already in the United States is unacceptable." - Pres. Obama

So, if Obummer says it enough, it must be true.

I'm not buying it.

A psychologist would call this a form of "psychological projection", as in projecting your own faults onto others. Politicians use a form of this against their opponents. It is in my mind "Political Projection" or a form of demagoguery taken to the next level, which is to accuse your opponent of whatever you are doing or are about to do. The left is extremely adept at it. the Clintons used it to great and unfortunate outcomes during their term in orifice. Some would have said they perfected the whole projection as offense/defense tactic. Mixed with various other smear and slander stratagies it can be a devisive tool against one's political enemies. Yet, as proficient as the Clintons were, I think it has yet to find it's apex under it's current employers. "We have only just begun to project and demagogue!" should be the Obummer administration's credo.

For the uninitiated, let's not forget the media outlets in Obummers pocket are projecting too.
Case in point Kieth Olbermann. A well known left wing extreemist hired by NBC just prior to the 2008 elections and who has in recent months gotten ever more shrill. There are others - Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews blah blah tele-blah, all towing the line for the elite projectionists in power. It is time to unplug the projector.

Another case in point:
Right-wingers are demagogues. They must be because we say they are!

As I was writing this, I ran across a prime example of the ultimate bit of projection-ism/demagoguery at The Troglopundit. Seems that someone who shall be unnamed is writing a book comparing Republicans to Jihadists. I don't know for sure, but I'll bet he's a 9/11 truther.

Alice, we are truly through the looking glass.

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Destroying America - A Tutorial

Ten easy steps to a New World Order.
Mark Levin said it. Doug Ross found it.

I'm just relaying the manual.

Obummer along with a few others in recent history, seem to be following this playbook.

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"The era of big government is over" - Bill Clinton

Yea, Right.

From 1981 through 2008, the civilian work force remained at about 1.1 million to 1.2 million, with a low of 1.07 million in 1986 and a high of more than 1.2 million in 1993 and in 2008. In 2009, the number jumped to 1.28 million. 
Including both the civilian and defense sectors, the federal government will employ 2.15 million people in 2010 and 2.11 million in 2011, excluding Postal Service workers.
According to The Washington Times article.
Plus .65 mil if you add in postal workers from 2008 statistics brings the figure to. 2.8 million.

Like I said before. Your government wants to eat you.

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Ménage à Trois Monday!

>> February 1, 2010

A triple threat to start the week:
A question of crimes
plus...
Some vital information...
and to complete the threesome...
A heartwarming story of a Marine in Iraq with a quasi-tearful ending.


And yes, I know the definition of Ménage à Trois. So that you aren't too disappointed, here's a picture of three random babes.

First,
Patterico's Pontifications points to a threesome - er - questions why only one out of three alleged crimes is being prosecuted. You be the judge.

Second,
I missed the webcast but thanks to Rush pointing it out today we can all benefit from Hillsdale College's archived Constitution Town Hall from January 30, 2010.
Given the current political climate, I can?t imagine a better way to invest a couple of hours of one's time.

And thirdly,

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. 

And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. 

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! 

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!" 

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."



So ends the Monday Ménage à Trois

But wait there's more!

Bonus Baby!
It seems that all politics is local.
Instapundit found an article showing where the TEA Party is actually making headway in some communities à la a version of the Get Local Get Vocal meme I mentioned here. I'm not taking credit for it. I'm just sayin'...

Ciao

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One More Motivator...

>> January 30, 2010

for now.

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That Entitlement Mentality...

>> January 29, 2010

where does it come from you ask? From the top down it would seem.
A recent article in World Net Daily suggests that Speaker Pelosi is hosting a year round frat party and we're not invited!


"Speaker Pelosi has a history of wasting taxpayer funds with her boorish demands for military travel," Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton said today. "And these documents suggest the Speaker's congressional delegations are more about partying than anything else."
Pelosi, D-Calif., recently joined President Obama on a Judicial Watch list of Top 10 corrupt politicians because of her "sense of entitlement," the group said.
"Politicians believe laws and rules (even the U.S. Constitution) apply to the rest of us but not to them. Case in point: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and her excessive and boorish demands for military travel. Judicial Watch obtained documents from the Pentagon in 2008 that suggest Pelosi has been treating the Air Force like her own personal airline," the evaluation said
Read the whole thing here.

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More Motivation

Ok, so the last one wasn't exactly a "Miss Me Yet" moment. Can't blame a guy for tryin'. Whilst I was having fun with the Automotivator, I couldn't help myself, so here's another.


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The Automaton's First Automotivator

>> January 28, 2010

As a possible fourth panel to the Troglopundit's ongoing motivator series, I submit....

Update: Thanks Mr. Troglopundit sir.
Update II: Linked by Moe Lane. Much obliged.

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