Onion: Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer

Image by SvobodaIT via Flickr

"Even in Michigan, home to the nation's highest unemployment numbers, fairly buzzed sources described a bright future for thousands of laid-off automotive workers and their families."
I'm most impressed with the small alcohol to hope ratio. Americans in Michigan must be a very optimistic group.
Cheers!

75 Reps Stand by ACORN

Notable Texas Representatives who voted to continue funding ACORN...

• Sheila Jackson-Lee, D-Tex.
• Eddie Bernice Johnson, D-Tex.
• Al Green, D-Tex.

Not voting: Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass.

Can you say Term Limits?
See the full list at The Washington Examiner.

September 17 Constitution Day

From The Heritage Foundation: Celebrate Constitution Day by reading former-Attorney General Ed Meese’s The Meaning Of The Constitution essay.

Congressman Mike Rogers' opening statement on Health Care reform in Washington D.C.

Thanks to Bobby for the link.

9/12 March Update:

A new image has surfaced of the March on D.C. From IOWNTHEWORLD:

Thanks also to Hot Air and Freedom Works.

The Truth About the Health Care Bills

Michael Connelly, a retired attorney and Constitutional Law Instructor has an expose' of Obamacare:
 "I have concluded that this legislation really has no intention of providing affordable health care choices. Instead it is a convenient cover for the most massive transfer of power to the Executive Branch of government that has ever occurred, or even been contemplated. If this law or a similar one is adopted, major portions of the Constitution of the United States will effectively have been destroyed."
Read the rest here. 
Hat tip to Sharon.

U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
Via Hot Air and The Onion

9/12 DC RALLY VIDEOS